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Murphy's Law

Murphy's law 一说：
If something can go wrong, it will go wrong and at the very worst time

我总是这样，在最不能倒下的时候倒下，
然后挑战着身边关心我的人的忍耐程度。

到底，要撑得住怎样的包袱，才能算是懂事？

Murphy's law 二说：
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway

所以当你信心满满的说“我会爱得天荒地老”的时候，爱还是会有寿终正寝的一天。

Murphy's Law 三说：
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse

因此，我之前说的 all you need is time... 被推翻了。

Murphy's Law 四说：
If anything can't go wrong on its own, someone will make it go wrong.

爱本身无罪。 所以当它变丑变臭，罪魁祸首一定不是爱本身。 那一定一定一定是人为的祸害！！！！！

Murphy's Law 五说：
Mother nature is a bitch.

请不要得罪你妈妈。

附加于 Murphy's Laws：
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

所以，乐观主义者竟是最悲哀的人，在 murphy's law 里。

现在，Murphy's Metalaw：

Knowing Murphy's Law will never help.

请各位自求多福。


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我知道一定有人会要来向我和 Mr. Murphy 挑战。

最后一句，Mr. Murphy 的警告:

Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy

你拗不赢的啦。。。要相信我！:)

posted by de Cor's @ 1:47 PM